I have the utmost respect for you as an artist and human being, despite my many capslocked exclamations regarding your various anatomical regions. The tags “GET IN MY BED” and “UNF” and other references to carnal desires are simply compliments that reflect this deep admiration for your work. Otherwise, I would never refer to you with such repulsive vulgarities. I am above it. My true emotions are this: I would gladly be courted by you and I dream of holding your hand into the night and that’s it. I swear, that’s it. The utmost respect, Thom.